Googling for kicks

Oh the humanity! I'm so bored. Who else can I chat up on IM? Not everyone is responsive to my attempts at conversation.
Me: What are you doing?
Them: Nothing.
Me: I'm bored.
Them: Me too.
Me: Yeah.
And that's about it. See, I'm so bored I'm writing fake conversations that wouldn't be interesting if they were actually happening. Don't pity my pathetic nature. I'm quite content, or I would be, if I weren't so effing bored.

Tonight's Andy's big episode of "The Apprentice". I hope he doesn't f*ck up.

I decided to google my roommate, Ashley. Here is what I found:
1) She is a Freshman goal keeper for the Virginia Tech Hokies.
2) She is a Bakersfield High School senior who enjoys acting, forensics, dance and journalism.
"I'm crazy," [Ashley] said. "I can tell you that much. I'm always jumping down the hall, singing or dancing. People think I'm quiet, but when they get to know me, I'm crazy."
3) She is an equestrian for the Fresno State Bulldogs.
4) She is a Sierra High School speedster (aka runner).
"You can't beat her...She explodes out of the blocks really fast. After she gets out of the blocks, it's done."
5) She is a 14 yr old swimmer from Georgia who currently holds three world swimming records.

As for me, it's a bit more difficult since my name is synonymous w/ a certain late president. Actually, it's not synonymous. It's the same name. Exactly.

It's Metallica's birthday. Seriously. IMDB says so. It's also Justin Guarini's birthday.

And I'm out. Time to find something else to do.
Reagan